Ground 14: Hampden Park

The lights are on...

Game: Queen’s Park 2 v 1 Stirling Albion

Date: Friday 23^rd November 2012

Competition: Scottish Football League Division 3

Attendance: 557

Admission: £12

Programme: £2

Another Friday night adventure and this time it was at Hampden Park for what is one of Scottish football’s most surreal experiences.

But first I had to get there – I couldn’t physically get there in time to make the game by train so I was on the M8 again. It’s fair to say that I’m getting sick of this road. I also had to endure a shocking edition of Sportsound on the way there. Like most football fans I enjoy listening to coverage of the football to build up anticipation for the game. The whole hour wasn’t a pleasant experience. Firstly, there was coverage of the news that Elgin’s clash with Rangers was postponed due to Elgin overselling the number of tickets. Rightly, Elgin will be hauled over the coals for their lack of ticketing oversight but asking luminaries such as Billy Dodds to speculate on a story that the BBC had not further news on was ridiculous and patronising. Then followed twenty minutes on Celtic, including Neil Lennon’s foray into the league reconstruction debate. Why the manager of a team whose club has never been relegated is being asked for his opinion I’ll never know. The hour long show featured no coverage of the SFL aside from the sneering comments on Elgin. All in all, I find that pretty disappointing.

As I mentioned, watching Queen’s Park play in Division 3 is one of football’s surrealist sights as they play their home games at the Scottish football national stadium, Hampden Park. Hampden Park can hold 52,063. Queen’s Park attract an average crowd of 500. In comparison to other stadium’s in the division it is luxurious. You can get tours of Hampden Park as part of the Scottish Football Museum (which I highly recommend) the tour guide told me that the changing rooms for the ballboys is bigger than most changing rooms in other grounds in the SFL. As I parked up, Hampden was full of people entering the BT Scotland Stand dressed up to the 9s, clearly going to functions in one of the many hospitality suites. The fact that the football fans don’t go through this entrance demonstrates that football might not have been the biggest attraction in Mount Florida that night. Near the turnstile you get a good view of Lesser Hampden, which is a smaller stadium where a game was also underway. To get the history of Hampden, Lesser Hampden and sport generally in Glasgow, I can highly recommend Played in Glasgow which is a wonderful history of sport in Glasgow with some fabulous photographs too.

I paid my £12 admission and bought a programme and headed to get my dinner for the evening opting for a pie and coke which came to £4.70! Whilst I acknowledge that the catering will be run by a private firm on behalf of the stadium – that is a ridiculous sum of money to pay. I looked at the rest of the menu - £2.50 for chips, a cup of tea is £2.20, a packet of crisps £1.50, hotdog £4 (yes, £4), what planet are these people living on? On my way to the ground I spotted an enormous Asda superstore and another Tesco Express within sight of the West Stand – if I’m going to games in future I know where I’ll be stocking up because at those prices it feels like the catering operators are taking liberties.

I took my seat just in time for the Queen’s club song (every club should have one) and reflected that this is the clash of the idealists in Scottish football – the amateurs (Queen’s Park) versus Scotland’s first ever fan owned club (Stirling). But sadly, both teams were struggling for form in Scotland’s lowest division – both sides hadn’t won in five and four respectively, so I was fully expecting a goalless draw.

As you would expect, the pitch was immaculate but it wasn’t able to elevate the quality of play on it. Both teams were playing without confidence, with Queens looking slightly better but struggling in the final third of the pitch. Without much action in the first half it allowed me to reflect on my surroundings. There were a lot more female fans that I would expect but I couldn’t help feel that there were many things that could make the evening’s entertainment better. Firstly, beer and wine should be allowed in Scottish grounds – it would add to the atmosphere and give the clubs much needed revenue. Admittedly it wouldn’t work for all games but licences could be applied for on a game-by-game basis. Secondly, a move to summer football wouldn’t go amiss. I understand that the weather is not always better in the summer but for sheer comfort of the fans (heaven forbid this might be considered) a summer move might be better than fans in eight layers shivering for 90 minutes.

At half-time the majority of fans returned to the concourse to try warm up a little. Luckily, the second half was a vast improvement on the first and within three minutes we had a goal. Queens broke down the left and the ball was whipped in to Aidan Connolly who slotted home from 12 yards.

Ten minutes later Stirling equalised (unlike six days earlier when they had wilted under pressure from Elgin). Strong running from Stirling striker Scott Davidson saw him get his shot away and it hit the back of the net after coming off the bar.

Queen’s manager Gardner Spiers moved Aidan Connolly in from the left and into the centre of the park and this change had a desired effect. Connolly is the son of former Dundee United and St Johnstone striker Paddy Connolly and he had impressed me all evening, despite his short stature he was confident on the ball and gave the Spiders a lot of impetus in their forward play. I couldn’t believe when I heard others around me referring to the fact it was his debut. I couldn’t believe it, he looked far more accomplished than his 17 years suggested.

Even though it was 1-1 it was clear that Queens were the better side – they were playing a better standard of football, whilst Stirling offered a more robust approach (in fairness they are struggling with a lot of injuries – I’d seen three limp off last weekend) but the referee was missing a lot of fouls on the young Queens side. There’s a lot to admire about Queens – they’re an amateur side trying to mix it with the rest of the Division and they have a whole host of young, exciting players but as an alternative it’s not cheap to come and watch the Spiders.

Then in the closing stages Queens put together another good move and Stirling player-manager Greig McDonald brought down Ian Watt in the penalty box. Queen’s striker Anthony Quinn stepped up to fire home and the PA system played Manfred Mann’s The Mighty Quinn. Obviously. The goal secured the three points for the Spiders.

For the second Friday in a row I’ve enjoyed the game in spite of poor first halfs. But overall I can’t say that a visit to Hampden is anything but surreal. The club will move away from Hampden next season whilst the stadium is prepared for the Commonwealth Games in 2014 and the Queen’s committee may use the time to reflect on how they can make the stadium work better for them as a club. The history of both Queen’s Park and Hampden are forever intertwined and the fact they still play at Hampden is one of the eccentricities that makes me love Scottish football. 

Ground 1: Shielfield Park

Shielfield Park

Game: Berwick Rangers 2 vs. 2 Queen’s Park (AET. Queen’s Park win 3-2 on penalties)

Date: 28^th July 2012, 3pm

Competition: Ramsden’s Cup 1^st Round

Attendance: 372

Admission: £10

Programme: £2

All close seasons are a form of purgatory, but the most recent close season has been a particularly painful one. Whilst the majority of football fans around the world were enjoying the European Championships and our neighbours to the south were signing a £3 billion television contract, those of us in Scotland were watching on as the game threatened to tear itself apart. This isn’t a blog about the summer (although some of the issues will no doubt turn up in other posts throughout the season), and it was with great delight I took a train from Edinburgh Waverley down the east coast line to Berwick-upon-Tweed.

Every adventure has to start somewhere and 42 Grounds is no exception, so why Berwick-upon-Tweed, home of the ‘other’ Rangers in Scottish football, Berwick Rangers? When I was perusing the Challenge Cup draw, the Berwick-Queen’s Park tie was the first to ignite my imagination. A blog about Scottish football grounds featuring a match between a club in England and a club that was once finalists in the English FA Cup seemed like a quirky enough beginning.

Berwick is a mere fifty minutes or so away on the train, but on my train southwards it felt much longer as my carriage was choked full of children on their way to some sort of musical summer camp. That I could deal with. However, when a ukulele was produced by the time we reached Meadowbank I knew that this was going to be a long journey.

Thankfully the singing wasn’t too boisterous and I quickly departed my train when it reached Berwick just before 1pm on what was a very sunny day in Northumbria. Walking through Berwick it was clear that despite being in England, this could be any small town in Scotland. Regular local opinion polls state that the population of Berwick would like to be considered to be part of Scotland, although the local pubs detailing drinks offers demonstrated that we weren’t in Scotland anymore, as did the abundance of Newcastle United shirts.

The town walls created to keep the then-Catholic Scots out of England

Berwick has a pleasant town centre (after you pass through the town walls to keep the Catholic Scots out) that was filled with holidaying families, market stalls and the sound of seabirds. It’s easy to see why the artist L.S. Lowry found Berwick such an accommodating retreat. Walking through Berwick across the Tweed towards Shielfield Park was a very pleasant way to spend an hour.

Shielfield Park is in the Tweedmouth area of the town and is easily found (and spotted from the train lines). As I arrived at the ground the heavens opened and I was soaked. The changeable weather was to be a theme of the afternoon. I paid my £10 and entered the ground. Shielfield Park, like Cowdenbeath’s Central Park, doubles as a speedway racecourse with a track around the pitch to supplement income for the club.

Entrance to Shielfield Park. Circus big top to the left, but the real entertainment was inside the ground

The ground has two covered stands – the main is seated and the far-side terraced. Taking my seat in the comfortable main stand to read the programme I was interested to read that Berwick’s manager Ian Little wouldn’t be in attendance at today’s game as he was going to be Best Man at his brother’s wedding in San Francisco. It was a gentle reminder that there are things in life that are bigger than football.

By the time kick-off arrived we’d already experienced around five spells of rain followed by terrific sunshine, which stayed around as the teams took to the field. Berwick played in their gold and black shirts whilst Queen’s Park (the only amateurs playing in the Scottish Football League) wore their ‘Irn Bru’ away kit (the club are sponsored by Barr’s finest soft drink) of blue and orange.  Despite this being the first competitive game for both sides I was impressed by the level of neat passing and the attempts from both sides to play to feet. Admittedly, both sides won’t be playing on beautifully manicured pitches by December time, but it was lovely to see a lack of ‘hoofball’ with both goalkeepers attempting to build from the back, passing goal kicks to their full-backs. Interestingly, the passing approach may be a result of the number of 4G artificial pitches that are now becoming more common in the lower leagues.

An early Berwick attack

Berwick started the game stronger and twice in two minutes they had Queen’s clearing the ball off the line. What was also encouraging was the level of support from both sets of fans in the main stand; they supported their teams loudly and chided them softly. The Berwick fans surrounding me were far more respectful than your average fan as demonstrated when the referee wished to speak to Berwick’s left-back Damian Gielty and a man behind me shouted “dinnae argue with the ref son, just listen and walk away.” It was a sentiment shared by many in the main stand.

The first half was end-to-end football, with neither team seemingly capable of finding a cutting edge but what it was lacking in quality was being made up in entertainment and competitiveness and finished 0-0.

With the half-time came the now seemingly obligatory half-time entertainment, featuring two sides of Berwick’s under 16 team facing each other in a ten second challenge. It was at this point I took the opportunity to check out Berwick’s catering options. Whilst in the queue weighing up my options (a good selection of scran it must be said) I spotted a guy who was a dead ringer for Darren Fletcher ahead, who was leaving the kiosk with his chips. Whilst he was putting sauce on his chips he was approached by two young children for a photograph. Sure enough, it was the Manchester United star as the man behind me in the queue confirmed this telling me that he was Damian Gielty’s cousin and that he’d already been down at Shielfield already this season to watch Berwick in pre-season. The sights you see at Scottish football grounds!

It's a fair distance to the goal

For the second half I decided to take the game in from the terracing on the far side. Because of the speedway it means that the ground is more oval shaped than rectangular so the furthest you are from the pitch is in fact behind the goals. The weather had become more and more changeable and the wind had picked up. On the far side of the ground something became noticeable which wasn’t apparent from the main stand – Shielfield has a rather pronounced slope! The slope may have been responsible for Queen’s somewhat sluggish play in the first half as they seemed to push on at the beginning of the second forty five, Owen Ronald created an opening down the right wing and played the ball across for Queen’s number 9 Anthony Quinn to slot home first time.

With the wind picking up and Queen’s not needing to score the game’s pace started to get a little bit slower with Queen’s being a tad lacklustre in their attempts to fetch balls for goal kicks and throw-ins. Berwick were starting to get a bit more desperate, lumping the ball up the slope and conceding silly fouls that they hadn’t in the first half. Berwick’s introduction of substitutes Phil Addison and Ben Miller turned the game and gave Rangers an added dimension to their forward play that hadn’t been in evidence during the previous hour. Berwick equalised through a neat Neil Janczyk header from a corner.

Following the goal there was a bit of needle between a Queen’s Park fan and a few Berwick fans, nothing particularly serious – it could have just been one idiot trying to create a scene but it’s nothing I’d previously seen at games at this level. Perhaps the early season tension was getting to them...

The 90 minutes finished at 1-1 so we were headed to extra time and I was glad that I’d taken this possibility into consideration when booking tickets. Berwick had lost the impetus from their equaliser and started extra time sluggishly so it wasn’t surprising in seeing the home side conceding a penalty after they backed off from the ever dangerous Owen Ronald before upending him in the box. Ronald took the penalty himself and hammered the ball off the post. Quinn reacted quickest leaving the Berwick defenders dead in their tracks, finishing to give Queen’s the lead.

Going behind for the second time kick startled Berwick and they threatened several times in the second half of extra time with Fraser McLean moved further forward from the right wing who created several chances. It was from one of these chances that Berwick secured another corner and for the second time it proved successful for the men in Black and Gold. A well-worked short corner allowed Kevin McDonald to fire a low shot past Neil Parry into the back of the net.

The remaining six minutes of extra time were enthralling, with plenty of chances for both sides, although Berwick looked the most likely the grab a winner and secure a spot in the second round. However, neither side netted which meant this tie was going to be determined by a penalty shoot-out. In my 21 years and attendance at hundreds of games, I’d yet to attend a match that went to penalty shoot-outs so the 42 Grounds project is already bringing me new experiences!

The drama of a penalty shoot-out

What followed, in the words of a Queen’s fan on the way out the ground was, “the worst penalty shoot out I’ve seen in my puff” and it wouldn’t be difficult to argue with that statement. The majority of the spot kicks were saved or blasted over, meaning that we went into sudden death, which also prompted one of the funniest moments I’ve ever seen at a football match. When Ben Miller missed Berwick’s sixth kick, Queen’s defender Ricky Little charged forward from the centre circle to celebrate, followed by absolutely no one as Queen’s had yet to take their pen! Fortunately for Little, goalkeeper Neil Parry saved his blushes by scoring for Queen’s to seal victory for the Hampden Park side by thumping his penalty off the bar and in.

Walking back towards the station I reflected that if half the games during this 42 Grounds season are as entertaining as today’s effort then I’m in for a real treat. A nice ground, knowledgeable fans and a cracking 120 minutes of entertainment made for a cracking day out. After a close season of doom and gloom, all I can say is that I’m delighted that football is back.

First game confirmed

Train tickets for my first of the 42 Grounds have been booked! On Saturday 28th July, I shall be at Shielfield  Park watching Berwick Rangers host Queen's Park in the first round of the Ramsden Cup (the Challenge Cup).
Why Berwick for my first game? The journey has to start somewhere and I thought the best place to start my quest to visit all 42 Grounds in the SPL & SFL was to start in a different country! Although it will probably be one of the quickest journeys to get there (45 minutes by train), Berwick of course play in England. I thought this was a novel way to start what could be a novel season.




My planning for the rest of the 42 Grounds hasn't quite got anywhere near as finalised as I would like, mainly due to the unmitigated disaster that has been the close-season in Scottish football. We are less than two weeks away from the start of the season and still the SPL doesn't have a 12th club and there are other clubs such as Airdrie, Dundee, Dunfermline and Stranraer who don't know for sure where they will be playing next season. This has not been the finest summer for our footballing administrators. The incompetence on show in the Scottish Premier League and Scottish Football Association has many fans harking back to the days of Jim Farry, which is a sentence I never contemplated writing before this year. Say what you will about Mr Farry, but unorganised  is not one of the words you would have associated with him.


Hopefully after tomorrow's SPL Annual General Meeting we'll finally have some clarity and then I can begin to plan some more adventures!